Gift of the Gremlins
Dear Dad, It is my birthday on the sixteenth and I asked mother for a gift. She said that I would be turning six and I should stop acting like a small baby and should stop thinking of mat-rels-tic gifts. Then I told her I did not want an expensive toy because I know she does not have the money to buy it. I asked her for me to spend a day with you. She argued at first but when I said I would run away with the gremlins, she finally agreed but only allowed me to stay out for three hours. Mom tells me you have a lot of money but don’t share with her. Please buy me the red toy train at Gilbert Studio for my birthday. I will send this letter with Mr. Agnes. Mom does not know about it and please do not tell h...